Jokes for gay guys

Being gay refers to a person who is emotionally, romantically, and/or sexually attracted to members of the same gender. In recent decades, there has been significant progress in terms of societal acceptance and legal rights for lgbtq+ individuals in many parts of the world. This shift has been a crucial part of the broader LGBTQ+ movement, which advocates for the rights and acceptance of all individuals regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. The gay collective, rich in diversity and culture, has contributed immensely to the arts, politics, and social activism, helping to shape a more inclusive and understanding society.

Gay jokes can be a playful way to mark the uniqueness and vibrancy of the gay collective. These jokes often hinge on stereotypes, individuality, or highlighting the aspects of being gay in a humorous way. Humor can be a powerful tool for bringing people together, and when used wisely, gay jokes can contribute to this by emphasizing shared experiences, fostering sympathetic, and celebrating the delight in diversity.

Funny Gay Jokes

They say that 1 male in 10 is gay.
But I think 1 human in 1 man is pretty gay.


When women nap with a ton of d

My Partner and His Bros Joke About Gay Sex All the Time

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Dear How to Do It,

My partner and I have been together for six happy years. Here is my (female) problem: He and our gaming friends (all male) contain this habit of making gay jokes constantly. They ponder it is hysterical to just tack some fellatio-related quip onto every. damn. sentence. I’m overstating, but it is frequent. I am part of a text chain with these guys, and it is relentless—I rely on my husband to inform me when we have plans with them because I have to mute it unless I want to be inundated. These jokes aren’t hateful, per se, but they’re just constantly referencing gay, male-on-male sex, and to me, there often seems to be no discernible punchline. I see and converse to these men (and they are indeed men—we’re adv out of our 20s) often and consider games with them to be a huge and rewarding component of my social being. I am the only person in the group who is not a hetero man, and I feel that if I attempt to say “Enough, already!,” I position to slightly alienate myself, though they’d respect my

Gay Jokes

A guy gets hit by a bus and finds himself in front of iron gates. Confused he asks where he is. "You're in Hell," said the devil, appearing. "but before you get overly concerned, it's not as bad as you think it is!" "What!?!" said the guy, starting to panic. "How can that be, I'm a wonderful person, this can't be right, it can't be!" "Calm down," said the devil, "the rules for going upstairs are a lot stricter than people realize - and besides, like I said before, it's really not that bad here." Unconvinced, the guy prepared to object but the devil slash him off. "Let me give you an example," he said, "what's today? Monday right? Yes, Monday. Do you gamble?" "I gamble a little bit," said the guy, "I play poker with my friends every now and then and always have a risk on the large horse races." "Perfect," said the devil, "then you're going to LOVE Mondays, Monday is our gambling day. In the morning we play blackjack and roulette, at lunch we bet on the horses, in the afternoon we bet on sports games and at night we act cards. It's really a lot of fun, you're going to LOVE Mondays" "That does sound ok," said the guy, "but if it's all the same to you I want to talk to the man ups

Gay Jokes


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on if you are under 16 and/or easily offended. These jokes are NOT meant to encourage bigotry.


Q: How execute 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!

Q: What do you call a homosexual drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: What carry out you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!

Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.

Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.

Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!

Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).

Q: What do gay kids become for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.

Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.

Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apprently he's been in A Few Good Men.

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